I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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