Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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