I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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