White coat. Heels.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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