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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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