were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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