Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
