Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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