what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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