hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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