If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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