You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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