some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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