Please, let me fuck your mom
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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