i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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