Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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