So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
