did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
