i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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