awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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