I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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