Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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