yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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