I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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