Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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