fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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