You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so let's talk penis.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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