Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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