Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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