well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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