I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have feelings that need drinking.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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