Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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