OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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