My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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