But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I will die if light touches me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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