she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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