Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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