I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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