Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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