big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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