Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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