Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
