You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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