Dual....:-)
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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