why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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