just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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