Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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