he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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