I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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