i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
