I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I currently don't understand fingers.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
