i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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