I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
