I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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