You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i dont even know how to be here
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
this will be a night to untag.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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