I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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