I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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