we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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