What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
